You cannot become pregnant when you have pants or other kinds of clothing on that covers your genitals.
No, seriously, listen up:
YOU
CANNOT
BECOME
PREGNANT
WHEN
YOU
HAVE
PANTS
ON.
No, not even JUST you but no one else, because you think you are some kind of one-in-a-million-something-or-other: Nobody is that special, not even you. (Which is not to say you are not special: I am sure you are. Just not THAT special.)
Not even unicorns. Or magicians. Or flying pigs. Nobody.
There IS no one-in-a-million-with this. Only a none.
Last time: Were you wearing pants during anything you are worried may have caused pregnancy ?
YOU DO NOT NEED TO BECAUSE THAT CANNOT HAPPEN WHEN YOU ARE WEARING PANTS.
IT JUST CAN'T.
(To find out how pregnancy does happen,for real, and all that is required -- including an utter lack of pants -- have a read here.)
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