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    You may have noticed that our society has a bit of an obsession with dicks. It’s not really waved about in the open, but they’re there — referenced in stand up routines, gripped and gesticulated at in music videos, and laughed at in problematic sitcom plots. And yet, despite this tongue in cheek…