She tells the wrong kinds of jokes, she never shuts up, she laughs too loud and too much. She has questionable friends and she sleeps around shamelessly. She eats too much and with too much delight; she can hold her own liquor; she stays out after curfew; she even gets in bar fights. She could…
Random!
You’ve chosen chaos! Clicking this button will pull up any of the thousands of possible articles, advice columns or other text-based pieces we’ve published over the last 25 years! If you like what you get, you can read the full piece, or you can roll the dice again and see what comes up next!
