Sometimes when I'm having a terrible time, a good laugh can make me feel better. What memes/funny posts/etc. have made you laugh lately? I'll start:
CW: fart jokes
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- Mon Jun 07, 2021 2:48 pm
- Forum: Et Cetera
- Topic: Unwinding with memes
- Replies: 1
- Views: 11801
- Mon Jun 07, 2021 1:33 pm
- Forum: Relationships
- Topic: Stuck in the Middle
- Replies: 5
- Views: 8254
Re: Stuck in the Middle
Hi jenny01, Jeez, that sounds stressful! Hopefully we can help! The way that this relationship sounds (two partners having different expectations for their relationship, one partner not having their needs met, the other wishing for separation) makes me lean toward believing that breaking up would be...
- Sun Jun 06, 2021 11:21 am
- Forum: Sexual Health
- Topic: How do I insert a vaginal cream applicator if I'm not aroused?
- Replies: 6
- Views: 39187
Re: How do I insert a vaginal cream applicator if I'm not aroused?
Hi Smari, I'm so sorry to hear about your pain :( Let's see if we can help. You haven't specified which medication you were prescribed, but there are yeast infection treatments that list burning as a side effect. Because you're expressing this amount of discomfort, I wonder if you're able to ask you...
- Sat May 22, 2021 12:34 pm
- Forum: Ask Us!
- Topic: No Sexual Desire or Pleasure, Ever
- Replies: 106
- Views: 45731
Re: No Sexual Desire or Pleasure, Ever
Wow sandpiper, this is all a ton of excellent self-work. There were several points throughout this latest post that I found myself humming affirmatively. (Btw, we do operate on weekends, we just have different people on different shifts.) where I felt most comfortable, least pressured, most loved- a...
- Thu May 20, 2021 2:47 pm
- Forum: Got Questions? Get Answers.
- Topic: Knocked nexplanon?
- Replies: 7
- Views: 12621
Re: Knocked nexplanon?
Hi Holly55, From the Nexplanon FAQ : Immediately after the NEXPLANON implant has been placed, you and your healthcare provider should check that the implant is in your arm by feeling for it. If you cannot feel the NEXPLANON implant, contact your healthcare provider immediately and use a non-hormonal...
- Thu May 13, 2021 3:10 pm
- Forum: Ask Us!
- Topic: Life span of sperm
- Replies: 5
- Views: 10850
Re: Life span of sperm
Sperm are only able to survive under very specific temperature and moisture conditions, and even then, they can only survive for so long. If they are dried out, they are certain to be dead. If they're too hot, cold, or old, they are certain to be dead. The only way to know their exact moment of deat...
- Thu May 13, 2021 1:48 pm
- Forum: Gender
- Topic: Genderflux, but my family is anti-enby
- Replies: 13
- Views: 12255
Re: Genderflux, but my family is anti-enby
Hi nerd, I know this thread has gone quiet for now, but I just felt the need to add on, because I really feel your pain. Like you said before, the road to independence is long. I myself didn't come out to my close family members until I was away in college. I was so tired of hiding my truth, but at ...
- Thu May 13, 2021 1:27 pm
- Forum: Ask Us!
- Topic: Life span of sperm
- Replies: 5
- Views: 10850
Re: Life span of sperm
Hi Wave, great question! As put by the wonderful Ruthie in our advice column , "sperm are [...] very fragile little organisms. They can live nearly a week within the the reproductive system they're ejaculated into, but they die very quickly once they get dry in the air, are exposed to cleaning ...
- Wed May 12, 2021 12:01 pm
- Forum: Sexual Health
- Topic: Too sensitive to orgasm
- Replies: 9
- Views: 43013
Re: Too sensitive to orgasm
That sounds frustrating :( Experiencing pain during masturbation/close to orgasm is actually fairly common from what I know, but again, I have to recommend that you see a doctor for a second opinion because I can't give you medical advice, especially without knowing exactly what the issue is. Are yo...
- Wed May 12, 2021 11:33 am
- Forum: Sexual Health
- Topic: Too sensitive to orgasm
- Replies: 9
- Views: 43013
Re: Too sensitive to orgasm
Geez, well it sounds like masturbation hasn't been very fun for you! I think powering through even though you aren't enjoying it is maybe not the best thing, for your body or for your heart. I can understand wanting to do something that's known to feel good, but do you actually want to be doing this...
- Wed May 12, 2021 11:18 am
- Forum: Sexual Health
- Topic: Too sensitive to orgasm
- Replies: 9
- Views: 43013
Re: Too sensitive to orgasm
Hi sweet-lemonade, Thank you for reaching out! Let's see how we can help. So it sounds like you're experiencing a ton of discomfort during masturbation :( I'm sorry that you're experiencing this. Just to make sure, have you ever successfully reached orgasm before? I'm asking just to see if we can di...
- Wed May 12, 2021 10:47 am
- Forum: Sexual Identity
- Topic: I don't know if I'm bi or lesbian?
- Replies: 3
- Views: 16090
Re: I don't know if I'm bi or lesbian?
Hi cherrymoon (cute name!), Thank you for reaching out! So, I'm sorry to say this, but none of us here can really tell you what your sexuality is , because how you describe your identity is totally personal and up to you. That being said, what you've described here - possibly being attracted to anot...
- Sun May 02, 2021 2:44 pm
- Forum: Relationships
- Topic: my guilt is eating me up alive
- Replies: 25
- Views: 14980
Re: my guilt is eating me up alive
all i know is that i wanted to tease him So, it sounds like you weren't trying to hurt him ... i did tell him about how guilty i felt and he did say that it was fine and that it really doesn’t bother him ...and he didn't seem to feel or express any hurt. Here at Scarleteen, we define sexual assault...
- Sun May 02, 2021 1:24 pm
- Forum: Relationships
- Topic: my guilt is eating me up alive
- Replies: 25
- Views: 14980
Re: my guilt is eating me up alive
Hi haikyufan123, I respect the fact that you're thinking about your boyfriend's comfort during sex. Tending to a person's needs and respecting their boundaries is just as important to sex as pleasure. I'm reading the words you've written - i think i accidentally kept going i stopped when he pulled a...
- Wed Apr 14, 2021 4:20 pm
- Forum: Abuse & Assault
- Topic: Emotional Stessors Related with My Abusive Ex
- Replies: 12
- Views: 11864
Re: Emotional Stessors Related with My Abusive Ex
Hi Jess99, Thank you so much for reaching out. I myself have struggled with sexual trauma, and just saying it out loud can itself be a huge hurdle. Congratulations on making it so far into your healing process, and good on you for prioritizing your mental (and overall) health. I have less than a han...
- Mon Apr 12, 2021 4:04 pm
- Forum: Relationships
- Topic: Another Ex and a lot of mixed emotions
- Replies: 26
- Views: 11162
Re: Another Ex and a lot of mixed emotions
I felt there was no point in having set standards or a "dating plan" What was the plan/"formulaic way"? I don't really know exactly what I can say I like because I feel like I'll never find it or it's unrealistic What is that "unrealistic" want? I should say, it's comp...
- Mon Apr 12, 2021 2:48 pm
- Forum: Bodies
- Topic: How to make my breasts bigger? Please help!
- Replies: 11
- Views: 8905
Re: How to make my breasts bigger? Please help!
Hi jenny01, Surgery can be really scary, not to mention have an inconvenient healing time :cry: I hope you have support during this time. I have to affirm what Heather said before. Being a young woman can be difficult in a culture that constantly tells us that we should look "beautiful," a...
- Sun Apr 11, 2021 5:27 pm
- Forum: Relationships
- Topic: Another Ex and a lot of mixed emotions
- Replies: 26
- Views: 11162
Re: Another Ex and a lot of mixed emotions
Hi BuddyBoi, I'm sorry to hear that you've had to go through all this, on top of the pandemic!! Quarantine has kept many of us away from our regular coping mechanisms, I'm sure. I hope that you've been able to connect with friends virtually, or been able to incorporate them into your bubble for the ...
- Sun Apr 11, 2021 2:19 pm
- Forum: Sexual Health
- Topic: Higher sex drive causes?
- Replies: 8
- Views: 7285
Re: Higher sex drive causes?
Hi Hel! As Mo wonderfully puts it in our advice column , "Some people are more comfortable initiating sex than others, and some folks enjoy the feeling of being asked more than they enjoy doing the asking; both of these things are okay. But when there's an imbalance of one person always initiat...
- Sun Apr 11, 2021 1:56 pm
- Forum: Sexual Identity
- Topic: How to stop having so many thoughts about sex?
- Replies: 3
- Views: 7786
Re: How to stop having so many thoughts about sex?
Hi Skylar, Would you say these thoughts are intrusive - totally involuntary - or is there something in your life/surroundings that brings them on? There are definitely ways to put a damper on these types of unwanted thoughts either way, but it's hard to put a stop to them completely, especially if t...
- Sun Apr 11, 2021 1:26 pm
- Forum: Ask Us!
- Topic: Confused about sexuality and masturbation
- Replies: 4
- Views: 3213
Re: Confused about sexuality and masturbation
Hi Nia Ray, My reflex would be to answer your question with: "I don't know, you tell me." I think what I've noticed about users who ask questions about their sexuality is that they attempt to apply their behavior to a set definition. Unfortunately, however, we can't diagnose you with lesbi...
- Sat Apr 03, 2021 5:23 pm
- Forum: Got Questions? Get Answers.
- Topic: Trying to getting to know my vulva after ignoring it for years
- Replies: 7
- Views: 8876
Re: Trying to getting to know my vulva after ignoring it for years
Hi Elias,
No need to feel embarrassed I believe you mean the speculum. Good luck to you!!
No need to feel embarrassed I believe you mean the speculum. Good luck to you!!
- Mon Mar 29, 2021 3:21 pm
- Forum: Et Cetera
- Topic: Grew Out of it, but Trying to Process
- Replies: 9
- Views: 15754
Re: Grew Out of it, but Trying to Process
She also says that I shouldn't try to dwell on it too long since it was in the past. I do agree with her, but at the same time, it is a relatively new thing to process. Whenever I think about trying to 'get over' the things that happened to me in the past, I think 'dwelling' on the issue - thinking...
- Mon Mar 29, 2021 3:14 pm
- Forum: Relationships
- Topic: Aromantic but not by choice?
- Replies: 5
- Views: 3918
Re: Aromantic but not by choice?
You're very welcome!
- Sun Mar 28, 2021 4:28 pm
- Forum: Relationships
- Topic: Aromantic but not by choice?
- Replies: 5
- Views: 3918
Re: Aromantic but not by choice?
Hi KurtisC, So I'm in my thirties and all my relationships have been pretty abusive. I've not been with anyone for two years. This makes me feel pretty shit and I'm working on understanding that it doesn't mean there's anything wrong with me & I'm getting there. This really freakin' sucks!! I'm ...