Unread postby idk anymore » Thu Dec 17, 2020 3:31 pm
So I have a curved penis. I know, "yay, this kid wants to talk about his crotch again. What a surprise." Well, I don't care what you think, I'm my own person and I'm gonna do my own thing no matter how annoyed you are, and you guys are obligated to answer my questions, as long as I'm polite, regardless of how crotch oriented they are! (Disclaimer, I do actually care about what you have to see. I'm just failing at being funny.) So like I was saying. I have a curved penis. Whenever I get an erection, my penis will curve, more than slightly to the right. I looked it up and this is called Peyronie's Disease, and is caused by sex I guess. I'm a virgin. I haven't lost my v-card, popped the cherry, whatever. So there are only two things that I think might have caused it. I was either born that way, or I'm wanking to hard or to much (the latter I don't think is the case but whatever, idrk). Thing is, I can't remember if my penis was like that before I started jacking off. I don't think it was, but I didn't really pay much attention to it until I started beating my meat. My penis doesn't hurt when I'm hard, and it doesn't hurt when I let myself down a few. My real concern is that I'll finally get that far and someone will be like, a curved dick, what the fuck. And then I'll be out of luck. (I have similar anxiety about whether I should shave the down under, but I'll try to stay on topic.) I would like to think if I ever get so far to get someone in that situation, with their consent, that the angle my penis points isn't really gonna bother them, but I don't really know, and I don't want to take any chances, since I might never get the opportunity again. Im also worried it will make sex hard, since obviously moving my hand over my dick isnt nearly as difficult as inserting it somewhere repeatedly. What do I do? What's wrong with me? Are my jokes bad?
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