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lucylu458
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hey. i searched for the topic Jokes and i didn't find anything. so i was thinking that i could start a thread of jokes where everyone can post their own joke so everyone will get laughs when they've either been dumped or some other personal issue. i'll start with a joke that my 11-year-old brother told me.
What do you call a lawyer who's really dedicated to her job? SUE!!!! get it? you probably don't but when i told my BFF she laughed. so go ahead and post them jokes, lol.

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Q:Where do Nazis go when they die?

A:Hiel!

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lucylu458
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lol that's awesome. i'm not going to say that about every joke that might be posted, but this one reminded me of World War 2 cuz i'm going to be learning about that in history, but now i'm doing WW1. :smile:


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A blonde was going to have sex with her boyfriend for the first time. She walks into a drugstore to buy condoms. They were exactly $5.50 and she had exactly $5.50. She goes up to pay for them, the man rings them up and says" That will be $5.65" The blonde replied " $5.65 it says $5.50" The man replied " Its including tax miss" The Blonde replied " Taxs? I thought you just roll them on?
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icanthinkofaname
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I can't decide if that joke was more painful or funny (by painful I am, of course, referring to tacking a condom to yourself, not trying to say that the joke sucked)

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Question: How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb?

Answer: That depends on whether or not you have insurance!


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Q: what do fish get high on?

A: seaweed


hahaha i made that one up myself can't ya tell

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Here is an awesome website that I think is hysterical.

Peace...


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What did the fish say when it hit a concrete wall??

DAM

I LOVE THIS JOKE IT MAKES ME LIKE PEE IN MY PANTS hahaha O.O


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lol. I liked that last joke. It's cute.
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Why do blondes wear underwear?
To keep their ankles warm.
(I love blonde jokes even though i am blonde. Oh well)

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