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CrazyGirl
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Being as stressed as I am at the moment, I find humor in this.

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Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, The courrage to change the things I cannot accept, And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill today because they got on my nerves.

And also, help me be careful of the toes I step on today as they may be connected to the feet I kiss tomorrow.

Help me always give 100% at work.....

12% on monday
23% on tuesday
40% on wednesday
20% on thursday
5% on friday

And help me to remember.....
When I am having a bad day and seems that people are trying to wind me up, It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to extend my arm and smack someone in the mouth!!!!!!!


Also, because I have such a crappy 'net provider, and can never seem to load pages correctly, this is cute too. Look closely.

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"Hide not your talents. They for use were made. What's a sundial in the shade." -Ben Franklin


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Pixie69
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You sure know how to make a pixie smile

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real poetry is all based on this old myth about this beautiful, scary, trippy goddess who the poet wants to possess but he always loses her to this shadowy other guy - Girl Goddess #9


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Gaffer
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I love the webpage, my browser does the same thing. That's hilarious. Dahahahaha. Okay, I'll stop with the maniacal laughter now.

MIT students put up a big poster making fun of the start button that said Crash next to the little flag. They also made a really funny menu for the Biohazard Cafe (since we're on the topic of silly things) that you can find here.

I'm such a biology nerd.


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CrazyGirl
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Soylent Green The people in the movie loved it, and so will you.

Haha! I've actually seen that movie! "It's people! Soylent Green is people!!!" Or something to that affect. Funny how the air was that bad, but people didn't need oxygen masks and were breathing just fine.

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"Hide not your talents. They for use were made. What's a sundial in the shade." -Ben Franklin


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