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Celtic Daisy
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My karma ran over your dogma.

Auntie Em - Hate You - Hate Kansas - Taking the Dog - Dorothy

Caution I brake for Elves Fairies Gnomes Leprechauns Unicorns Dragons and other invisible creatures that only I can see.

Harm None Do What Ye Will

HELL - The Hot place to be

Its Your Hell - You Burn In It

My Goddess Gave Birth To Your God

Pagans make better lovers

Practice Random Kindness and Senseless Acts of Beauty

Something Wiccan This Way Comes

Teach Respect for the Earth and All Living Creatures

The Goddess is NOT a Single Mother

The Earth Does Not Belong To Us We Belong To The Earth

The Goddess is Alive and Magick is Afoot

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"high beams were made to piss people off"

"This truck has been in 15 accidents and hasn't lost one yet"

"the light at the end of the tunnel is an oncoming train"

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A lot of the bumper-stickers I've read about on this forum are offensive to me, but I guess you all would say that about mine. Here they are...

"Politically Incorrect and Proud of It!"

"Fight Crime: Buy A Gun"

"Guns don't kill people, people kill people"

"GET US OUT...of the United Nations"

"Don't Trade Away Our Birthright...OPPOSE FAST-TRACK"

"BUY AMERICAN: Before its too late"

"BAN Same-Sex Marriage"

Then I have two versions of the Jesus fish:

One is the standard Jesus fish, but with a cross inside it.

The other Jesus fish I have is labeled "TRUTH" and its devouring that stupid "Darwin" fish that the evolutionists use to mock us. This version of the Jesus fish is symbolic of our belief that the truth of Creation will prevail over the theory of evolution.

JAD <><

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quote:
Originally posted by Ephesians:
The other Jesus fish I have is labeled "TRUTH" and its devouring that stupid "Darwin" fish that the evolutionists use to mock us. This version of the Jesus fish is symbolic of our belief that the truth of Creation will prevail over the theory of evolution.

It sounds like a pretty clever symbol. But I was wondering, do you think that some evolution is possible? I believe they do to some extent. How else do you explain the scientific evidence?

But back on the actual subject of bumper stickers, here's my favorites.

"Earth, this is God. I need you people out in 30 days. I've got a client interested in the property"

"If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you."

"I will not tolerate intolerance."

"I love indiscriminately."



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Celtic Daisy
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quote:
Originally posted by Ephesians:
One is the standard Jesus fish, but with a cross inside it.

That reminds me, i've seen these really cute little fish like that, but instead they're wearing a little witches hat. I'd love to get one, i think they're adorable.

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You know, I'm rather fond of my Darwin Fish.

Anyhoo, I've had lists upon lists of bumper stickers. They are hilarious. Hey, Lemming! Where can I find one of those bumper stickers in latin, "If you can read this, you are both driving too close and are far too educated"?

Most of my favorite bumper stickers are already said, so I won't repeat them. I was dying at Miz Scarlet's van. Those are hilarious. And beware of Kansas City, MO. Old men preach to you in laundromats about being a good wife and the dangers of drugs and alcohol. That was an interesting road trip...

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I've never seen bumper stickers in "real life" (or i dont remember). people around here dont have them i think.

but this is a site with lots of them : Dumb Bumpers


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quote:
Originally posted by misscat:
I've never seen bumper stickers in "real life" (or i dont remember). people around here dont have them i think.

Interesting point, misscat. While it's certainly not at the top of my 'interesting things about Montreal that I've learned since I moved here three years ago' list, now that you mention it, I almost never see the things here.

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quote:
Originally posted by Dzuunmod:
I almost never see the things here.

Same goes for SoCal. It seems that bumper stickers drive down the inherent attractiveness of vehicles. And in a place where everyone and everything just has to be sexy, bumper stickers are pretty hard to find. This all changes if you go a little further up the coast though. I see more bumper stickers in one day in Berkeley than I'll see in a year down here.

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flies spread disease: keep yours zipped.

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"Forget the dog, beware of wife!"

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"This isn't a beer belly, its a fuel tank for a sex machine"


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here are a few that I like

"If U don't Like my driving...get off the sidewalk!!"

"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot"

"The gene pool could use a little chlorine"

"Your kid may be an honor student but you're still an IDIOT!"

"He who laughs last thinks slowest"

"Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else"

"Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home"

"3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't"

"Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?"

"I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it"

"Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs"

"I use to have a handle on life; then it broke"

"Artificial intelligence usually beats real stupidity"

anyone like?


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MY FAVOURITE QUOTE EVER!!!!

Duct tape is like The Force: it has a dark side and a light side, and it holds the universe together.

hahahahaha


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Support Bingo keep grandmas off the street

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Tacky I know but;

Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk past you again?

This isn't a car, it's hell with headlights.

Watch out! I drive like you.

This car is made purely from recycled cola cans.

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"Honk if anything falls off."

I didn't actually get that one until my Dad explained to me that it was an old Toyota Tacoma.

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Ooooo! I just LOVE these things....makes my day when I see a good one...here are few of my faves....


Who lit the fuse on your tampon? (always good when someone's really gettin' on your nerves)

P.M.S= Punish My Spouse

I'm out of estrogen and I have a gun. Now what were you saying?

One day your prince will come. Mine just took a wrong turn in the woods, is lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

Just because you have one doesn't mean you have to be one. (great for your ex boy)

A great site for bumper stickers is ww.dumbbumpers.com


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quote:
Originally posted by Pyro:
Who lit the fuse on your tampon? (always good when someone's really gettin' on your nerves)

LOL all of those were really funny but I think the tampon one is my fave.


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A nice big Volvo with the sticker "Everything else is just traffic"

Funny (Well it made me laugh...) and oh so true


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Perhaps I've been spending too much time with my 9-year old sister lately, but I saw a license plate frame in traffic two days ago that gave me a good laugh:

"What Would SpongeBob Do?"

I know that shouldn't be as funny as it is to me...but I just can't help it.

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I saw something really clever a while ago...actually took me a minute to understand it. It was one of those 'Jesus fish' with the letters "NCHIPS" inside. Like I said, I didn't get it until I realized those letters were in a fish. A few of my other favorites...

"Where are we going and why am I in this handbasket?"

"Visualize using your turn signal"

"Lost Cat? Look under my tires"

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