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Member # 28700
posted 07-08-2008 09:37 AM
I know dozens of metaphors for male masturbation (but I can never think of a good one when I need it) but I only know 1 for female masturbation and that's pretty weak. So please post some up if you know any, both male and female.
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Member # 37421
posted 07-08-2008 10:30 AM
haha this made think of an episode of house where house is trying to find a way to tell a little girls mother that the little girl is masterbating.
he basically says things like "yayaing the sisterhood" "finding nemo" and other comical little things like that.
Member # 35485
posted 07-09-2008 03:20 PM
I only know a few for female masturbation, and they're pretty silly
Jilling Off Feeding the Cat Double-clicking the Mouse Nulling the Void Pearl Fishing Checking for Squirrels (my fav!) Clam Bake for One Airing the Orchid (Edit: a quick Google search brought up site with lists of temrs for both male and female; I don't know how kiddie-friendly the site is so I won't post the link, but I can send it to you in a message ) [ 07-09-2008, 03:22 PM: Message edited by: SnailShells ]
Member # 35336
posted 07-09-2008 06:47 PM
I only know 2, one of which was made up by my boyfriend...
He calls it Playing the piano (mostly just cuz I play the piano, so if he's like, whatcha doin? and I'm like "playing the piano" he'll be like "ooooooooh playing the piano eh?" and then I'm like, no really Im actually playing the piano... Another I've heard is scratching the itch.
Member # 37353
posted 07-10-2008 02:47 AM
There are only two that I really use:
1) Reformatting my hard drive 2) Shlinging (this came from "shlinging my shlong", something my boyfriend says. we just shortened it XD) But some others that I love: Paddling the pink canoe Tiptoing through the twolips the 5 knuckle shuffle Beating Bludgers/Taming my dragon (LOL SNL Harry potter spoof!) The one man squeaky-squeaky
Member # 28700
posted 07-10-2008 08:21 AM
Thank you. I tried google but perhaps metaphors was to big a word, codename yielded to friut either...
Member # 37353
posted 07-10-2008 04:18 PM
Try searching "masturbation slang". You'll definitely get more results
Member # 33376
posted 10-02-2008 09:06 AM
'5 finger shuffle' was one i heard recently
Member # 47022
posted 05-11-2010 11:06 PM
"choking the chicken"- an oldie but a goodie.
Member # 44405
posted 05-19-2010 03:36 PM
My friends and I call it "Handicraft", as similar to knitting or the sort. Much hilarity ensues when we discuss actually knitting or other handcraftiness. (ie. we were discussing the appropriateness of doing handicrafts (knitting) at church)
Stroking the Tiger and Playing with the Kitten is something I've heard and used before.
Member # 41657
posted 05-19-2010 04:30 PM
quote: Originally posted by cthulhu_hungers: "choking the chicken"- an oldie but a goodie. There's a song by The Bastard Fairies called We're All Going to Hell (actually critical of the whole concept) with a line about little boys who choke the chicken and somebody reviewing the album on amazon actually thought it was about children who choke chickens, clearly not everyone knows that one. Plus I do find that term slightly disturbing.
Member # 38122
posted 05-30-2010 10:31 PM
'Flick the bean' is one from the movie 'The Ugly Truth'.
Member # 48877
posted 10-26-2010 09:03 PM
I've heard of schlicking (like the female equivalent onomatopoeia to male fapping).