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just_me
Member # 3955
posted 06-16-2001 05:45 PM
Hey, Does alcohol have any effect on sexual functions? My girlfriend told me I had "whiskey dick" one night, and she tried to explain it to me, but i don't think she really knew as much about it as she thought she did... thanks--
Gumdrop Girl
Member # 568
posted 06-16-2001 07:11 PM
ahh, the Bard said it best. "It inflames the desire, and inhibits the performance."guess what! being drunk makes it a lot harder to get your penis up! and the slowed motor coordination can spell disaster in bed -- lots of fumbling and clumsiness.
for women, alcohol can decrease her ability to lubricate, which means less sexual arousal.
and overall, a lot of booze can lead people to do some stupid things. i highly do not recommend being drunk and unaware of your surroundings, that's just plain dangerous.
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Laughs_Wisely
Member # 2610
posted 06-16-2001 07:46 PM
Drunk sex bad. As a generalisation, anyway. You could mishandle a condom and not realise it. You could get into an awkward position and not be able to get out of it. You could get a concussion (my girlfriend almost did with her last boyfriend). There's a whole lot of 'you coulds' that go with drunken coitus. None of them are particularily pleasant. Listen to Gumdrop (who stole my Shakespeare line. MacBeth or Hamlet? I can't remember.)------------------ Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam. ( Tr. "I have a catapult. Give me all the money, or I will fling an enormous rock at your head." )
Lin
Member # 2050
posted 06-18-2001 01:25 AM
Macbeth. While alcohol tends to make me bolder and more aroused, I find that when it actually comes to consummating the act, I would much rather fall asleep.
Pixie69
Member # 406
posted 06-18-2001 12:36 PM
Ehh, the one thing that will stay in my mind for, basically eternity, is a story my friend told me. She and her boyfriend got drunk and decided to have sex. In the middle of it they started puking on each other. Can we say yuck yuck!? No thank you...------------------ Brittany Scarleteen Advocate
real poetry is all based on this old myth about this beautiful, scary, trippy goddess who the poet wants to possess but he always loses her to this shadowy other guy - Girl Goddess #9
FlirtieGirlie
Member # 2510
posted 06-18-2001 01:33 PM
Ooo, we just read Macbeth in English class, and when my teacher got to that part about how alcohol inhibits the performance, she felt the need to elaborate, talking about erections and what not. Not exactly the type of thing you want to hear from your 50 year old english teacher, right before lunch. ------------------ A good friend will bail you out of jail, but a best friend will be sitting next to you in the jail cell saying, "THAT WAS SO AWESOME!!"
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Gumdrop Girl
Member # 568
posted 06-18-2001 02:08 PM
y'know, i hear a lot of stories of "yeah we got really hammered and then we ducked into an empty room and started doing it" from my peers (it's college ) and even around here. well, it really doesn't sound that great nor impressive to me, and it seems a lot of the people who tell these stories always talk about how much they didn't want to, or how the regretted it later, or how it broke up their relationship with thier sig. other, or how they got herpes that way. awful. just awful. let's just avoid that madness and learn when to stop. there's no reason to get wasted beyond your control. your body hates it. you look and act stupid. and the morning after ain't no picnic. there's too much that can go wrong when you mix sex with alcohol.
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Aquamarine
Member # 3296
posted 06-19-2001 04:14 PM
amen, gummy!