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Namida
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I know dozens of metaphors for male masturbation (but I can never think of a good one when I need it) but I only know 1 for female masturbation and that's pretty weak. So please post some up if you know any, both male and female.

Note to moderators: If you find this unsavory or inappropriate sorry, just yank it down.

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forgetregretxox
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haha this made think of an episode of house where house is trying to find a way to tell a little girls mother that the little girl is masterbating.
he basically says things like
"yayaing the sisterhood"
"finding nemo"
and other comical little things like that. [Smile] [Smile]

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SnailShells
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I only know a few for female masturbation, and they're pretty silly [Smile]

Jilling Off
Feeding the Cat
Double-clicking the Mouse
Nulling the Void
Pearl Fishing
Checking for Squirrels (my fav!)
Clam Bake for One
Airing the Orchid

(Edit: a quick Google search brought up site with lists of temrs for both male and female; I don't know how kiddie-friendly the site is so I won't post the link, but I can send it to you in a message [Smile] )

[ 07-09-2008, 03:22 PM: Message edited by: SnailShells ]

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hs123
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I only know 2, one of which was made up by my boyfriend...
He calls it Playing the piano (mostly just cuz I play the piano, so if he's like, whatcha doin? and I'm like "playing the piano" he'll be like "ooooooooh playing the piano eh?" and then I'm like, no really Im actually playing the piano...

Another I've heard is scratching the itch.

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There are only two that I really use:
1) Reformatting my hard drive
2) Shlinging (this came from "shlinging my shlong", something my boyfriend says. we just shortened it XD)

But some others that I love:

Paddling the pink canoe
Tiptoing through the twolips
the 5 knuckle shuffle
Beating Bludgers/Taming my dragon (LOL SNL Harry potter spoof!)
The one man squeaky-squeaky

[Razz]

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Namida
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Thank you. I tried google but perhaps metaphors was to big a word, codename yielded to friut either...

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Bun Bun
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Try searching "masturbation slang". You'll definitely get more results [Smile]
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selina
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'5 finger shuffle' was one i heard recently
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cthulhu_hungers
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"choking the chicken"- an oldie but a goodie.
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Cian
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My friends and I call it "Handicraft", as similar to knitting or the sort. Much hilarity ensues when we discuss actually knitting or other handcraftiness. (ie. we were discussing the appropriateness of doing handicrafts (knitting) at church)
Stroking the Tiger and Playing with the Kitten is something I've heard and used before.

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Jill2000Plus
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quote:
Originally posted by cthulhu_hungers:
"choking the chicken"- an oldie but a goodie.

There's a song by The Bastard Fairies called We're All Going to Hell (actually critical of the whole concept) with a line about little boys who choke the chicken and somebody reviewing the album on amazon actually thought it was about children who choke chickens, clearly not everyone knows that one. Plus I do find that term slightly disturbing.

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'Flick the bean' is one from the movie 'The Ugly Truth'.

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I've heard of schlicking (like the female equivalent onomatopoeia to male fapping).

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