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Laura
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Sort of along the lines of the "philosophy of life" thread, what are the coolest, funniest, or most profound bumper stickers that everyone's seen?

Here are mine:

"Feminism is the radical notion that women are people."

"You laugh at me because I'm different. I laugh at you because you're all the same."

"If you can't trust me with a choice, why do you trust me with a child?"

"You call me a freak like it's a bad thing."

And, of course, "Question Reality."

Science nerd that I am, I've got these four on the door to my room:

"Heisenberg may have slept here."

"Quantum chemistry leaps Bohrdom."

"Entropy happens."

"Honk if you passed p-chem."

Too bad I don't have a car...it would be covered with these...

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I love this topic! I have seen some great bumper stickers but I have unfortunately forgotten many of them. Here are a few I remember:

(Instead of the classic, "My daughter is an honor student at ____ High"): "My daughter beat up your honor student"

"It's not how you pick your nose but where you put the booger"

"Caution: I drive like you!"

(On a ratty old car): "My Mustang's in my garage"

"Since chocolate comes from cocoa beans, does that mean it's a vegetable?"

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YES! My friend just dug up this old forward with funny bumper stickers on it. Here are some good ones:

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.

A day without sunshine is like, well, night.

On the other hand, you have different fingers.

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be
misquoted, then used against you.

I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.

Honk if you love peace and quiet.


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"Keep honking. I'm reloading"

"I always do what the rice crispies tell me"


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For many years, until I decided life was simpler (and cheaper!) without a car, I had a large van, which came in mightily handy both as a teacher and as a farmer's market vendor.

Vans are also very excellent for bumper stickers, since they have lots of space for them.

A few of my favorites from the van were the following:

Against Abortion? Don't Have One.

Caution: Thelma and Louise on Board

Visualize Whirled Peas

My Other Car is a Broom

Well-behaved Women Rarely Make History

God is Coming, and Boy Is She Pissed

Abstinence Vows Break More Easily Than Condoms

Sorry I Missed Church, I Was Busy
Practicing Witchcraft and Becoming a Lesbian

Eve Was Framed

(Editors Note: Do not drive through the rural midwest or the south with such bumper stickers on your car, and if you do, don't drive at night there.)

Uppity Women Unite


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Laura
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quote:
Originally posted by Mary:
"Caution: I drive like you!"

I love it!!

I saw a good one this morning: "Just say no to sex with pro-lifers."

[This message has been edited by Laura (edited 04-21-2001).]


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If you drink don't park, accidents cause people.

Who lit the fuse on your tampon?

If That Phone Was Up Your Butt, Maybe You Could Drive A Little Better.

Impotence: Nature's Way Of Saying "No Hard Feelings".

If We Quit Voting Will They All Go Away?

Illiterate? Write For Help (this is one of my away messages on AIM )

You! Out Of The Gene Pool!

If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over... [Seen Upside Down, On An Explorer]

Cat: The Other White Meat

My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom.

Boldly Going Nowhere (yet another away message on AIM)

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Here's just a couple I can think of off the top of my head:

Life's A Witch And Then You Fly

Shut Up, Get Out, And Start Pushing (this one I have on my car.. *hehe*)

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Heres some i remember

Jesus loves me... everyone else thinks im an arsehole.

Im not gonna drink as much...
Im not gonna drink any less either.

Out of my mind, be back in 5

Im not good with names, mind if i call u ****head?

Im not deaf, im ignoring you.

Men are not pigs,
pigs are caring, loving, sensitive animals.

there all i can think of right now


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1,000,000 sperms to choose from, and you were the fastest?
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"Horn Broken; Watch For Finger."

"Do not meddle in the affairs of Dragons for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup"

"The worst part about political jokes is sometimes, they get elected!"

"For a small town, this one sure has a lot of a**holes"

"How many flushes will it take to make you go away?"

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My favorite in the entire world is:

Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're an a$$hole .

And then there are some others:

Don't mess with Texas.

What if the hokey pokey IS what it's all about?

I'm only bitchy on days that end in Y.

Never Stop Laughing.

You're just jealous because the little voices only talk to me.

If I wanted to hear the pitter-patter of little feet, I'd put shoes on my cat.

Well, we're a f*cking ray of sunshine now, aren't we?

I only have enough time to be nice to one person per day. Today isn't yours. Tomorrow isn't looking good, either.

And some others I forgot...


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Here are some that I have:

"My President is Charlton Heston"

"Politically Incorrect and proud of it!!!"

"They can have my gun when they pry it from my cold, dead fingers."

"Jesus Saves"

"Fight Crime: Buy a gun."

"BAN: Same-sex Marriage."

"Guns don't kill people; people kill people"

"Work harder: Millions on welfare depend on you."

"Ted Kennedy's car has killed more people than my gun."

"A man with a gun is a Citizen; a man without a gun is a Subject."

"Fear the government that fears your gun."

"Criminals prefer unarmed victims."

"Politicians prefer unarmed peasants."

"Enjoy freedom? Thank a veteran!!!"

"Abortion: America's Holocaust."

"Jesus Christ: Our only salvation."

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i only have 1 sticket on my car. but it's oh-so-cute.

i drive a dark blue 2000 VW new beetle. and awhile back, my daddy drove cross-country, and when he was in colorado he went to some bagel store, and they had decals shaped like flowers, you know sort of daisy-shaped, right? flower-child flowers. and the slogan says "only the best get baked" and then the name of the store. oh, it's so cute.

so i put one on my gas cap. it's the only sticker i'm allowed to put on my car, cuz dad says it looks like herbie the love-bug. heeheehee.

em

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The stickers that were on Zoe, then Joanne, my friend (aka Dead Dog)'s car:

-Don't like abortions? Don't have one.
-Doing My Best To Piss Off The Religious Right
-Straight, But Not Narrow.

Other fun with bumper stickers:
-Thespians do it on stage
-If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
-(in Latin): If you can read this, you are both driving too close and are far too educated

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[QUOTE]Originally posted by Baptist:

"BAN: Same-sex Marriage."

^^^Whats this all about?? If its a joke I dont get it^^^
but here is my all time fav, along with a couple other cute ones
Jeasus wants spirtually fruits, not religous nuts

found on the back of an over weight mans car: To Get My Build Eat Jelly Filled

this is on my 65 yo grandmothers car: Bumper to Bumper, But to But Get Off My *** You Crazy Nut

I may be slow but im ahead of you

Driver carries no more then $20 of ammunition

Marijuana, It's a Special Kind of Stupid!

Marijuana, Hey at Least it's Not Crack

Men are proof that women can take a joke

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it

3 kinds of people: Those who can count and those who can't.

As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.

Seen on an old, beat-up car: "This is not an abandoned vehicle."

They're not hot flashes...they're POWER SURGES!


Corduroy pillows: They're making headlines!
Ahh, some many more, but i'll stop now.
Later days- Abby

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Here are some I saw recently:

"HONK IF YOU LOVE GORE (use the button on your steering wheel)"


"FLORIDA: We're number one! Wait! Recount!"

"If you smoke after s e x you’re doing it too fast."

"If something goes without saying – LET IT!"

"Time is the best teacher; unfortunately it kills all its students."

"Always remember you’re unique – just like everyone else."

"Behind every successful man there is a woman, behind every unsuccessful man there are two."

"He who farts in church sits on his own pew."

"Support yogurt, it's the only culture some people have."

"Hey idiot- You're driving a car, not a phone booth"

"Condoms are easier to change than Diapers!"

"Yesterday I knew nothing, today I know that."


Well those are just a couple of ones I saw today. Keep up the great work everyone, it is greatly appreciated.

Adios

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Jesus is coming--look busy!

Actors do it onstage, techies do it in the dark, and bitechuals do it anywhere.

If you can read this I can slam on my breaks and sue you!

We'll get along fine as soon as you realize I'm god.

I smile because I have no idea what's going on.

Somewhere a village wants you back, they've lost their idiot.

Behave yourself, think of it as a challenge.

We prefer the term "gayly forward".

Auntie Em. Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog.
~Dorothy
Just because my name is buddy doesn't mean you have to scream it to get my attention.

Strike a blow for justice: punch an attorney.

Another Dopeless Hope Fiend.

My freedom is more important than your good idea.

Earth First! We'll stripmine the other planets later.

It's as bad as you think and they are out to get you.

When you do a good deed get a receipt (in case heaven is like the IRS).

Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off.

Eschew obfuscation.

It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.

Is there life before coffee?
Never play leap frog with a unicorn.
The weather is here. Wish you were beautiful.

I need someone really bad. Are you really bad?

Nuke the unborn baby whales!

Humpty Dumpty was Pushed.

I've run out of sick days, so I am calling in dead

Defecation eventuates.

Don't piss me off. I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

Don't laugh at these fogged up windows, it's your son in here.

I like you, but I wouldn't want to see you working with sub-atomic particles.
Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.

Puritanism: that haunting fear that somewhere someone is happy.

Indians discovered Columbus.
--or--
Columbus didn't discover America, he invaded it.
Conserve Water. Shower with a friend.

Due to recent cutbacks, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.

Sorry, I just haven't been the same since that house fell on my sister.
HELP! I've tripped and I can't get down!

I said "no" to drugs, but they just woudn't listen.

STOP CONTINENTAL DRIFT!

I want to make love in the worst way--standing up in a canoe.

Don't show your public hair while in pubic.

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.


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Three more:

JESUS SAVES. He passes to Moses! Moses shoots! He scores!!!!

SAVE THE WHALES
collect them all! Trade with your friends!

MASTURBATION
The safest sex is in the palm of your hand

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BlinkN*boys182,

That wasn't a joke. It's my opinion.


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'Visualize Whirled Peas'
Now, why is that so familiar?

I always liked the 'Jesus Loves . . . ' stickers and the like. A friend had a magnet that said that (the 'You' part was broken off), and used to use it to hold up flyers, and pictures of people we thought Jesus should love that week. Jesus loved Pizza Hut and her cousin Dave fairly frequently.

Er, how can you ban gay marriage when it doesn't even legally exist? Why not support a cause of the present, not the potential?


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Here's some more:

Economists do it on demand
(similar theme to some others here!)

Walk? Not bloody likely - I have a car!
(a rip-off from a quote by George Bernard Shaw saying Walk? Not bloody likely! I am going in a taxi)

When they discover the centre of the universe, a lot of people will be disappointed to discover they are not it

I am a man, I count nothing human foreign to me
(again, an actual quote turned into a bumper sticker. But whats really great is it's a quote from 77BC and some people are less tolerant now!)

I know a couple more, but they'd probably get censored so won't bother
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When I got my license in 1995, I was driving an old beat up gold-colored 1986 Dodge Lancer (anyone remember those nasty things?) To try and liven the car up a bit, I put whatever stickers I could find onto the car...

At the time, Carl's Jr (A west-coast chain of burger joints) was issuing stickers that said EAT MEAT on them. People were getting really clever and cutting off the last two letters, so they said EAT ME. I thought I'd be a real smartass and I did come cut and paste work until it read EAT RAT.

At the time I was Captain of the Cross Country and Track teams in high school...and being the lunatics that we were, the guys on the team pitched in and bout a stack of bumper stickers that had our favorite motto on them:

"Distance Runners Do It Longer"

--Danny

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quote:
Originally posted by Aria51:
"Horn Broken; Watch For Finger."

hahaha, so good...

Here's some-

"Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine."

"When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you."

“Keep smiling... Everybody loves a moron!”

“Before you give me a piece of your mind, make sure you have enough for yourself!”

"I don't have an attitude problem... it's supposed to be like this"

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I don't know how you can remember all those phrases. I don't even drive and I never could remember all of those even if I had them on my own car. My favorite one is:

"I dig boogers"

It's the best. And it's even funnier because it's on my brother's car.

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"Don't steal: The government hates competition."

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"Support the Arts: Hug a Dancer" On a side note... went to my new dance studio and everything looks great!! I can't wait!!

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"The weather is here, wish you were beautiful" is the title of a Jimmy Buffett song, just thought y'all'd like to know.

On a wiccan friend's dorm door:

"Get a taste of religion - lick a witch!"

Something I bought for an engineering major who liked blowing stuff up:

"Will build thermonuclear devices for food"

Saw in a magazine:

"Mothers of teenagers know why some animals eat their young"
"Don't piss me off, I'm running out of places to put the bodies!"
"God's busy, may I help you?" with a picture of a devil.


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"God, save me from your people."
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Jesus is coming. Everyone look busy.

Jesus saves-he passes to Moses-he shoots, he scores!

Duct tape is like The Force: it has a dark side and a light side, and it holds the universe together.

Five out of four people have trouble with fractions.

Proud child of a former Honor Student. (That's me!)

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We see what it means
Reach out our hands
Hold on to hers
But when we wake
It's all been erased
And so it seems
Only in dreams..."
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quote:
Originally posted by Clav:

Walk? Not bloody likely - I have a car!

I'm surprised you don't live in LA...

Anyway, some more:

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

A day without sunshine is like, well, night.

Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

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"Only in dreams
We see what it means
Reach out our hands
Hold on to hers
But when we wake
It's all been erased
And so it seems
Only in dreams..."
-Weezer


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lets see here are a few:

Beer, Helping Ugly People Have sex Since 1864

Your Stupid Until Proven Otherwise

Taking the "F" out of ucked Up

Democrats and Republicans: Same Sh*t Different Piles

Friends Don't Let Friends Vote Republician


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God created man because eve's vibrator ran out of batteries.


I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

I have the heart of a child. I keep it in a jar.

Vuja De - the feeling you'll be here later.

Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.

Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana


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quote:
Originally posted by Sexy_Kitty14:
God created man because eve's vibrator ran out of batteries.

Oh my...that is just really too good! I'm about dying here!

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I just saw this on a car:

I Love Mullets!

man, I couldn't stop cracking up!
Abby

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Sometimes you have to kiss ass, before you can kick it

Watch out! I spell awful!


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