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Zanney
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I saw somewhere a while back a list of things that a woman (but let's say person) would never hear herself say. Like "I don't care if you leave the loo seat up", or "I'd love to meet your ex-girlfriend. Modelling must be so interesting!".

So what is something that you'd never EVER hear escaping from your lips? For me it would have to be - "It's okay, I've just killed that huge spider there..."

I'd be interested to hear...


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Following on the examples from the list that you cited, I don't think I'll ever say, "Yes, send please forward to me the (hetero)sexist email that you think is funny."

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"Yes, I'd love some salad..."
"Wow, your dreadlocks look so sophisticated."
"Who needs Linux when the new Mac OS is out?"
"Yes, I do need to change my long distance plan."
"The new Britney Spears record is a marvel of music theory."
"Barbara Lee is my hero."

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fairie
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mine would have to be "no i don't care if she's over here, why don't you have her spend the night"

the she i'm refering to would be my b'fs ex who still wants him(and yes this is an issue, cause her bro lives with him)

my other would have to be " oh dont' kill the spider"

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"Sure, I'll become a vegetarian!"

"Lord, Jesus Christ is my savior"

"Pepsi is much better than Coca Cola"
(I can't believe I even typed that)

"Sure! Let's listen to country music!"

(It's taken me two years, but I have reached my 300th post!)

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"Of course I have Britney Spears' new album!"
"Sure I'll go on the new rollercoaster at Six Flags!!"
"Go ahead and turn it to a rap station!"
"I would never even joke about throwing my computer out the window."

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"Gosh, that boy is cute!!!"


"My room is so messy its hurting me"

"Orgasms? Tch, who wants them?"


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For me, and my workaholic self it would half to be:

" Of course I dont mind working both shifts - 11 and a half hours seems like fun! "

Then, of course just in general

" Since y'all dont have your licenses, I really want to do all of the driving, all of the time - WITH OUT GAS MONEY! "

cute post

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"omg, check out that new Abercrombie sweater! It's so cute, and only 60 dollars!"

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I press my face to the window, a wrapper sticks to my shirt.
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Unless sarcastic, I'd never say:
"Hello homophobe, what's your name? Nice to meet you."
"Jesus loves you."
"I can't wait to be able to drive a car!"

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"yeah! pass me the seafood!"
"I love how britney spears sings and dances"
"Lets go see that movie about huge spiders"

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"So, when are we going to go see 'Scooby-doo?'"

"South Park? Who watches that garbage?"

"'Cats' sucks a**."

"Geometry is FUN!"

"Yes, Grizzy, you may sleep on my face if that's what pleases you. Feel free to sharpen your claws on my leg too."

"Would you like to come in for tea, Mr. Jehovah's Witness?"


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Milke
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'I won't say I told you so . .. '
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" School is FUN! "
I would NEVER say that, school is so snore city!
Also, there's " Can I touch ( it ) "
Too gross, even if I say it to my b/f, which I don't.

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"I'm never eating chocolate again."

"Yes, of course I'd like to wear that pink frilly dress."

"My breasts are too small."

"Thank you for telling me that homosexuals are doomed to an eternity in hell. I'm going to change my evil ways and become straight now."

"Sure, I'd love to watch football!"

"I'd like to get back together with my ex. He was such a nice guy."

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"Of course I'll go into Hot Topic. What? No, that store doesn't freak me out."
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"Richard Simmons is my hero"

"Come on Craig, I wanna see the Giant spider movie"

"Nicole Seath is my best friend"

"Pepsi is sooo much better than Coke, What was I thinking?"

"Thanks so much for cutting me off""

"I love driving in traffic in the hot sun"

"That's a good rabbit, go ahead crap all over my room, I don't mind"

"Man greek food sure sucks"

"Baseball kicks butt"


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Daydreamer24
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quote:
Originally posted by West1001:
"Baseball kicks butt"

:P


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"Boy, did I have a great sophomore year",

"Come to think of it, frosh year was good too",

"My ex and I are best buddies",

and

"I can't wait for school to start up again".

Not very original, but hey;].

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"coke is better then pepsi"
"ty pennington(off of Trading spaces) is so ugly"
"mom, dad, im gay"
"i'm in love with my cousin"
"cory is the nicest person i know"
"Mrs. P didnt have any impression on me"

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You'd never EVER hear the following from me...by these few quotes u can tell what kind of person i am.....

"I'm anorexic"

"OMG like i wanna join cheerleading..."

"I'm the happiest person in the world!!"

"I'd settle for a pinto for my first car"

"I'm not going to college"


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"your the nicest sister in the world!"

"ive always wanted to be a cheerleader"

"i wish i was never born!"

"i never want to have kids"

"i am so popular"


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'i can't wait until my interview at the hospital on monday'
ah!

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"i can't wait to fall in love again!"

"tattoos are such a turn off"

"yes please turn down that radio and eject weezer from my stereo system."

"i hate jimmy eat world"

"i LOVE band camp!!!!!!!!! WHOOOO!"

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"tool? isn't that the freaky band that uses long words?"

"sure! i'd LOVE to go bra shopping!"

"why would i want to read when i've got the tv?"

"god, i hate cartoons."

"hey dad, i've joined a club for homophobic born-again-christian nazis and i've thrown away all my records, tapes, books, and sketchbooks away and i go in search for the truth."

"learning to drive is sooo easy."

"oh, don't worry classmate group. i'll do all my work, plus your work too! i mean, i do get good grades, so i guess that means i should do quadruple the work in a group project, huh?"

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"sure I would love to listen to you tell me why I'm so stupid and berate me in front of the people I actually love, no really go ahead....would you enjoy another non-alcohalic beverage?"
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sumthing i would never ever say:

"i hate to dance! i never want to do it again, in fact i want to sit here and sulk at the table becuase that is just SOOOOO much fun!"
"no i dont want to learn to drive, i can just ride the bus for the rest of my life."
"i'd totally love to excercise!"
"i hate cats!"
"i want someone who will make me miserable and unhappy, and want to change everything about myself... just for them!"
"sure i'll run around naked!"
"sure you can go through my underwear draw... in fact you can borrow any pair you want to! dont forget to give them back when your done!" (just thinking about that makes me grossed out lol)

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some things that will never come out of my mouth:

"Im not driving you anywhere, you can drive drunk!"

"Of course I'll smoke pot with you....I can afford to fry some of my brain cells after all, they dont grow back."

"Wow, tatoos and piercings are really big turnoffs...those freaks!"

"That last N*Sync CD really blew me away...the deep meaningful lyrics brought me to a greater spiritual understanding"


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"Sure I do drugs!!"
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"If I win Miss America my greatest hope would be for world peace."
"I'm gonna stand by my man. . . no matter if he cheats on me, loves his truck more than me, has a beer-belly, and reeks of grease."
"My greatest aspiration in life is to be famous, rich, and popular."
"Oh, my god! He's a [inappropriate word for homosexual]?!"
"Who said I need a personality? [inappropriate stereotype deleted]."

[This message has been edited by BruinDan (edited 08-21-2002).]


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Maryha
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Note: Hey, no offense to blonds intended in my last post. . . Hey, my bfs blond!
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quote:
Originally posted by Maryha:
Note: Hey, no offense to blonds intended in my last post...

Everyone likes a joke, but that just isn't the sort of thing we can allow here. We've gotta walk a tight line to make sure we don't offend others, so I'm sure you'll understand why I've removed that portion from your post.

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"of course, i'll have sex with you. I mean, I hardly know you but what the heck. And you dont need to wear a condom eihter!"

"mom, dad, I got my nose pierced"

"Hey, you're a total jerk, but a really good looking jerk, SO OF COURSE I'LL GO OUT WITH YOU"

"I dont like redneck guys, they're trucks are way to pimped out" (haha, for real, my truck would be just as pimped out)


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"My huge gorgeous DD breasts are holding me down and killing my back!" (if you could guess--I'm flat hehe)

"I'll start in volleyball next game--and I'll kick butt!" (why would I play anways, I'm better than most of the starters, more experienced than two of them, but nooo I'll just warm up the benches!)

"OH YES! Look at my hot bodaaay.... sexy kind of!!"


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heheeeeee....im back for more.

"Mom, Dad, I've decided to become a Nun"


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