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I saw somewhere a while back a list of things that a woman (but let's say person) would never hear herself say. Like "I don't care if you leave the loo seat up", or "I'd love to meet your ex-girlfriend. Modelling must be so interesting!".
So what is something that you'd never EVER hear escaping from your lips? For me it would have to be - "It's okay, I've just killed that huge spider there..."
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Following on the examples from the list that you cited, I don't think I'll ever say, "Yes, send please forward to me the (hetero)sexist email that you think is funny."
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"Yes, I'd love some salad..." "Wow, your dreadlocks look so sophisticated." "Who needs Linux when the new Mac OS is out?" "Yes, I do need to change my long distance plan." "The new Britney Spears record is a marvel of music theory." "Barbara Lee is my hero."
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"Of course I have Britney Spears' new album!" "Sure I'll go on the new rollercoaster at Six Flags!!" "Go ahead and turn it to a rap station!" "I would never even joke about throwing my computer out the window."
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"omg, check out that new Abercrombie sweater! It's so cute, and only 60 dollars!"
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Unless sarcastic, I'd never say: "Hello homophobe, what's your name? Nice to meet you." "Jesus loves you." "I can't wait to be able to drive a car!"
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" School is FUN! " I would NEVER say that, school is so snore city! Also, there's " Can I touch ( it ) " Too gross, even if I say it to my b/f, which I don't.
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"coke is better then pepsi" "ty pennington(off of Trading spaces) is so ugly" "mom, dad, im gay" "i'm in love with my cousin" "cory is the nicest person i know" "Mrs. P didnt have any impression on me"
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"tool? isn't that the freaky band that uses long words?"
"sure! i'd LOVE to go bra shopping!"
"why would i want to read when i've got the tv?"
"god, i hate cartoons."
"hey dad, i've joined a club for homophobic born-again-christian nazis and i've thrown away all my records, tapes, books, and sketchbooks away and i go in search for the truth."
"learning to drive is sooo easy."
"oh, don't worry classmate group. i'll do all my work, plus your work too! i mean, i do get good grades, so i guess that means i should do quadruple the work in a group project, huh?"
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"If you're going to be a non-conformist, you're going to have to wear the uniform."
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"sure I would love to listen to you tell me why I'm so stupid and berate me in front of the people I actually love, no really go ahead....would you enjoy another non-alcohalic beverage?"
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"i hate to dance! i never want to do it again, in fact i want to sit here and sulk at the table becuase that is just SOOOOO much fun!" "no i dont want to learn to drive, i can just ride the bus for the rest of my life." "i'd totally love to excercise!" "i hate cats!" "i want someone who will make me miserable and unhappy, and want to change everything about myself... just for them!" "sure i'll run around naked!" "sure you can go through my underwear draw... in fact you can borrow any pair you want to! dont forget to give them back when your done!" (just thinking about that makes me grossed out lol)
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hunt for clothes NOT for animals. =)
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"If I win Miss America my greatest hope would be for world peace." "I'm gonna stand by my man. . . no matter if he cheats on me, loves his truck more than me, has a beer-belly, and reeks of grease." "My greatest aspiration in life is to be famous, rich, and popular." "Oh, my god! He's a [inappropriate word for homosexual]?!" "Who said I need a personality? [inappropriate stereotype deleted]."
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quote:Originally posted by Maryha: Note: Hey, no offense to blonds intended in my last post...
Everyone likes a joke, but that just isn't the sort of thing we can allow here. We've gotta walk a tight line to make sure we don't offend others, so I'm sure you'll understand why I've removed that portion from your post.
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"My huge gorgeous DD breasts are holding me down and killing my back!" (if you could guess--I'm flat hehe)
"I'll start in volleyball next game--and I'll kick butt!" (why would I play anways, I'm better than most of the starters, more experienced than two of them, but nooo I'll just warm up the benches!)
"OH YES! Look at my hot bodaaay.... sexy kind of!!"
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