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BJadeT
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I was listening to BBC Radio One last night, which is the radio station that nearly every young person in the UK listens to (except me normally but that's a different story), and they're running a little competition.

Basically, they want listeners to come up with catchy slogans that promote condom use. It's nice to see that our national radio station is promoting safe sex to young people, and I think this competition is a good idea. My brain is literally mush at the moment, so I can't think of anything, but I thought it might be fun to put it to Scarleteeners, most of whom have a lot of experience at condom pushing!

The address if you want to enter yourself is sunday.surgery@bbc.co.uk, but if you don't live in the UK you can just let me plagerise it if you want So come on, lets get the creative juices flowing!

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celery
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1)Before you Attack Her, Cover you Whacker
2)When You're in Heat, Cover Your Meat
3)She won't get sick if you wrap your dick
4)If you think shes spunky, cover your monkey
5)If you cover your boys, she won't have to use toys

thats all i know


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Lady Moonlight
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In 1986 I was on a bike tour through England when our group encountered a display window of Jiffy brand condoms and t-shirts with slogans. At that time such a display was unthinkable in the small Bible-belt town in the States where I lived, and I was young, naive, and easily shocked. I was too embarassed to buy a t-shirt, but I still fondly remember my favorite: "Got a stiffie? Wear a Jiffy!"
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~jess~
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i know this is old and the contest is probabley over but heres some funny slogans:
LIST OF POSSIBLE SLOGANS PROMOTING NATIONAL CONDOM WEEK
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>>1. COVER YOUR STUMP BEFORE U HUMP
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>>2. BEFORE U ATTACK HER, WRAP YOUR WHACKER
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>>3. DON'T BE SILLY, PROTECT YOUR WILLY
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>>4. WHEN IN DOUBT, SHROUD YOUR SPOUT
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>>5. DON'T BE A LONER, COVER YOUR BONER
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>>6. YOU CANT GO WRONG, IF U SHIELD YOUR DONG
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>>7. IF YOU'RE NOT GOIN TO SACK IT, GO HOME AND WHACK IT.
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>>8. ! !!!IF U THINK SHE'S SPUNKY, COVER YOUR MONKEY
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>>9. IF U SLIP BETWEEN HER THIGHS, BE SURE TO CONDOMIZE
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>>10. IT WILL BE SWEETER IF U WRAP YOUR PETER
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>>11. SHE WONT GET SICK IF U WRAP YOUR DICK
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>>12. IF U GO IN TO HEAT, PACKAGE YOUR MEAT
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>>13. WHLE YR UNDRESSING VENUS, DRESS UP YOUR PENIS
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>>14. WHEN U TAKE OFF HER PANTS AND BLOUSE, SLIP UP YOUR TROUSER
>>MOUSE
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>>15. ESPECIALLY IN DECEMBER, GIFT WRAP YOUR MEMBER
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>>16. NEVER,NEVER DECK HER WITH AN UNWRAPPE!!!!D PECKER
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>>17. DONT BE A FOOL, VULCANIZE YOUR TOOL
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>>18. THE RIGHT SELECTION WILL PROTECT YOUR ERECTION
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>>19. WRAP IT IN FOIL BEFORE CHECKING HER OIL
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>>20. A CRANK WITH ARMOR WILL NEVER HARM HER
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>>21. NO GLOVE, NO LOVE!

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Vinnie Tesla
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I was impressed with a poster I saw a couple years back:
quote:

"But there weren't any condoms there."

If you don't have a parachute, don't jump, Einstein.


[This message has been edited by Vinnie Tesla (edited 05-28-2002).]


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badly_behaved_badger
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Hey hey...
Oh the joys of sex ed at school...We had to think up condom slogans, too!
Here's one I thought of a while ago,

Before you get kinky, cover your winkie!


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